Hello fun seekers !
My name is Alana.
I am new grad nurse on a surgical gynecology/oncology floor.
I absolutely love biology and learning about curious things.
I am very cranky, somewhat sarcastic, and I REALLY hate feet.
This should be interesting.
Enjoy.
(ps. knickersandlace.tumblr.com)

stephsaysgo:

Welcome to Canada where we like to fast forward through time and skip seasons. After all it’s hard to maintain our igloos in the summer heat so year round winter actually suits us much better.
In all seriousness, this is actually getting insane. The snow is so wet and heavy that roads and businesses are closed all over the city. It’s not like we aren’t used to snow up here with normal 7 month long winters. Massive trees are breaking and crashing down on power lines. I was sent home from work at noon as the Zoo is closed due to dangerous conditions. Usually we only close on Christmas Day. My apartment has lost power twice and the Safeway a few blocks down is closed due to a power outage. Just in my 15 min commute to work two sets of traffic lights were out. Crazy times!

This pretty much sums it up. The snow really couldn’t have waited until the end of summer ?

stephsaysgo:

Welcome to Canada where we like to fast forward through time and skip seasons. After all it’s hard to maintain our igloos in the summer heat so year round winter actually suits us much better.

In all seriousness, this is actually getting insane. The snow is so wet and heavy that roads and businesses are closed all over the city. It’s not like we aren’t used to snow up here with normal 7 month long winters. Massive trees are breaking and crashing down on power lines. I was sent home from work at noon as the Zoo is closed due to dangerous conditions. Usually we only close on Christmas Day. My apartment has lost power twice and the Safeway a few blocks down is closed due to a power outage. Just in my 15 min commute to work two sets of traffic lights were out. Crazy times!

This pretty much sums it up. The snow really couldn’t have waited until the end of summer ?

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

(via anothercausefordispute)

brutonn-gaster:

It’s ridiculous that celebrities can spend a year of my college tuition on like, a necklace like it’s nothing and I can’t even afford a taco.

(via holyshiffff)

kqedscience:

The girl with three biological parents
“Alana Saarinen loves playing golf and the piano, listening to music and hanging out with friends. In those respects, she’s like many teenagers around the world. Except she’s not, because every cell in Alana’s body isn’t like mine and yours - Alana is one of a few people in the world who have DNA from three people.”
Learn more from bbcnews.

kqedscience:

The girl with three biological parents

Alana Saarinen loves playing golf and the piano, listening to music and hanging out with friends. In those respects, she’s like many teenagers around the world. Except she’s not, because every cell in Alana’s body isn’t like mine and yours - Alana is one of a few people in the world who have DNA from three people.”

Learn more from bbcnews.

(via holyshiffff)

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via caathevampire)

beachgnome:

xainagal:

needlekind:

greasybeast:

this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them

how do you DRESS like the music you listen to??? 

as an imagine dragons fan i am never seen not in a full dragon costume

real fans imagine the dragon costume

i’m a bare naked ladies fan and let me tell you

(Source: heteromale, via caathevampire)

that patient you got to know so well on her last admission comes back with a new diagnoses of mets literally everywhere

she doesn’t know yet, and you can’t tell her,  so you have to admit her to the unit, chat about her son’s first day of school, and smile and pretend she’s just in for her TPN all the same

oncloogy.

makes my heart hurt.

Nothing highlights the craters of my ass quite like the 360 mirror at Lululemon 😠