Hello fun seekers !
My name is Alana.
I am new grad nurse on a surgical gynecology/oncology floor.
I absolutely love biology and learning about curious things.
I am very cranky, somewhat sarcastic, and I REALLY hate feet.
This should be interesting.
(ps. knickersandlace.tumblr.com)

Nothing highlights the craters of my ass quite like the 360 mirror at Lululemon 😠

"I am better than I was.
I will be better than I am."

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"Don’t promise when you’re happy,
Don’t reply when you’re angry and
Don’t decide when you’re sad."

▲▲▲ anon (via invhale )

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team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

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I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

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Northwest calgary WHAT IS THIS it’s like a whole different city where am I