Hello fun seekers !
My name is Alana.
I am new grad nurse on a surgical gynecology/oncology floor.
I absolutely love biology and learning about curious things.
I am very cranky, somewhat sarcastic, and I REALLY hate feet.
This should be interesting.
(ps. knickersandlace.tumblr.com)





vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

Oh my god…..
Kiddo: So we just need to get mommy's Vulva fixed?
James: Volvo, sweetie. V-O-L-V-O. Mommy's privates are not broken.


Things I will not judge you for:
•Clothing choices

Things I will judge you for:
•Not signalling while driving
•How you treat wait staff
•Which way you think the toilet roll goes

(via confessions-of-a-redhead)


it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish

(Source: siriusblaack, via letd0wny0urhair)