Hello fun seekers !
My name is Alana.
I am new grad nurse on a surgical gyne/oncology floor.
I absolutely love biology and learning about curious things. I'm striving to one day work in labour and delivery.
I am very cranky, somewhat sarcastic, and I REALLY hate feet.
This should be interesting.
Enjoy.
(ps. knickersandlace.tumblr.com)

I got the job.

I got the job.

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(via loiteringdinosaurs)

bye666:

just put a bandaid on it ya bitch

bye666:

just put a bandaid on it ya bitch

(Source: spaz-mae, via holyshiffff)

sassy-chaos:

sunsets-and-cigarettes:

moshtoflames:

alwayssmilecuzyoucan:

afangirlstreehouse:

hheath541:

Apple download - https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/aspire-news/id733163167?mt=8
Android download - https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.collectiveray.aspire

I’m sorry - not my usual stuff - but this is incredibly important. Please share around. It could save someone’s life.

I DON’T CARE IF THIS DOESN’T SUIT YOUR BLOG TYPE IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS I’M JUDGING YOU 

im sorry but this is so important

That’s pretty fucking awesome.

Please get this if you are in this situation. Asap

sassy-chaos:

sunsets-and-cigarettes:

moshtoflames:

alwayssmilecuzyoucan:

afangirlstreehouse:

hheath541:

Apple download - https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/aspire-news/id733163167?mt=8

Android download - https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.collectiveray.aspire

I’m sorry - not my usual stuff - but this is incredibly important. Please share around. It could save someone’s life.

I DON’T CARE IF THIS DOESN’T SUIT YOUR BLOG TYPE IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS I’M JUDGING YOU 

im sorry but this is so important

That’s pretty fucking awesome.

Please get this if you are in this situation. Asap

(via gatorsmusicnurselove)

lunar—plexus:

easyriderr:

ghdos:

I’m moody as fuck so if you want a relationship/friendship with me understand that there will be days that I will not care for your presence even though you did nothing wrong followed by days where you’ll be the only person that I want to talk to despite having nothing to say.

this is me in a text post

nothing has ever been more relevant

Shout out to the boys who understand and endure this. These boys become husbands.

After 8 loving years with this little guy, my Skittles passed away today. Rest in peace pretty bird.

After 8 loving years with this little guy, my Skittles passed away today. Rest in peace pretty bird.

I just need someone to listen to me whine

I can’t sleep because I’m so cranky
And I’m cranky because I can’t sleep
And it’s a vicious cycle
Just thinking about work I guess
Like I have 0% motivation to get up for clinical tomorrow
I have an interview on my unit next week, and I don’t want to have to settle for a job I’m not going to like just because I know I can get it
I’m just pissed that my emloyment is depedent on my stupid final focus that i didnt even get to pick
And people keep telling me that “I’ll learn so much” but I want to learn about things that interest me, not just because I can.
I want to be in labour and delivery. I’ve known that since before nursing school. I guess I’m just pissed because I went through four years of grueling hell for a job that I can’t even get. Not even something similar like post-partum or nicu because I’m a new grad and to get a job on a unit like that I need “experience”
How the hell am I expected to get experience if I can’t get a damn ass job
And I applied to other units and I told my preceptor but it seemed like she was almost disappointed in me, and kind of made it sound like I shouldn’t do it because I have a lot to learn on her unit. I need her as a reference if I want a job anywhere, and I dont want the fact that I offended her to affect what kind of reference I get Arghhhh

Does anyone else ever feel like this?

loiteringdinosaurs said: Oh nooo :(

lifeaccordingtohan said: :( hope he gets better soon xxxxx

He’s all pooffed up and isn’t using one of his legs =( that happened to my other bird and she ended up having cancer and we had to put her down..

my poor boy =(((

My birdie is sick and I’m worried about him :(