Hello fun seekers !
My name is Alana.
I am a nursing student.
I absolutely love biology and learning about curious things.
Also, I am very cranky, somewhat sarcastic, and I REALLY hate feet.
This should be interesting.
Enjoy.
(ps. knickersandlace.tumblr.com)

lunar—plexus:

easyriderr:

ghdos:

I’m moody as fuck so if you want a relationship/friendship with me understand that there will be days that I will not care for your presence even though you did nothing wrong followed by days where you’ll be the only person that I want to talk to despite having nothing to say.

this is me in a text post

nothing has ever been more relevant

Shout out to the boys who understand and endure this. These boys become husbands.

After 8 loving years with this little guy, my Skittles passed away today. Rest in peace pretty bird.

After 8 loving years with this little guy, my Skittles passed away today. Rest in peace pretty bird.

I just need someone to listen to me whine

I can’t sleep because I’m so cranky
And I’m cranky because I can’t sleep
And it’s a vicious cycle
Just thinking about work I guess
Like I have 0% motivation to get up for clinical tomorrow
I have an interview on my unit next week, and I don’t want to have to settle for a job I’m not going to like just because I know I can get it
I’m just pissed that my emloyment is depedent on my stupid final focus that i didnt even get to pick
And people keep telling me that “I’ll learn so much” but I want to learn about things that interest me, not just because I can.
I want to be in labour and delivery. I’ve known that since before nursing school. I guess I’m just pissed because I went through four years of grueling hell for a job that I can’t even get. Not even something similar like post-partum or nicu because I’m a new grad and to get a job on a unit like that I need “experience”
How the hell am I expected to get experience if I can’t get a damn ass job
And I applied to other units and I told my preceptor but it seemed like she was almost disappointed in me, and kind of made it sound like I shouldn’t do it because I have a lot to learn on her unit. I need her as a reference if I want a job anywhere, and I dont want the fact that I offended her to affect what kind of reference I get Arghhhh

Does anyone else ever feel like this?

loiteringdinosaurs said: Oh nooo :(

lifeaccordingtohan said: :( hope he gets better soon xxxxx

He’s all pooffed up and isn’t using one of his legs =( that happened to my other bird and she ended up having cancer and we had to put her down..

my poor boy =(((

My birdie is sick and I’m worried about him :(

Just got in to nursing school: Holy shit!
Nursing student: I am treated like shit
Graduate nurse: I am the shit
New hire: They never taught me this shit...
Code brown: This is actual shit
Experienced nurse: I'm too old for this shit
edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

(Source: agirlandhisplatypus, via stepcatspice)

brawllyparton:

True love means remembering exactly how I take my coffee.

(via stepcatspice)

bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

(Source: ouijasquiji, via holyshiffff)